Ladies Love Foreign Policy…

Ahhhh yeah, y’all. Tonight’s the night. The LAST DEBATE has finally arrived.

Soon we will go back to drinking just for the hell of it, instead of to enhance our observational skills. And dull the pain.

Tonight I’ma class it up a little. Out of respect for The Foreigns, tonight’s beverage will be white wine. It’s really easy to prepare white wine.

I’m classy. Like a brandy glass inside of a brandy glass.


  1. Chill the bottle overnight*.
  2. Unscrew the lid.
  3. Drink directly from the bottle.

See? Easy peasy.

* Don’t put ice in it, or drink pink wine. That would be trashy.


Tonight’s bev is a little something I call “Hey, can you add some fruit juice to this?”



It goes a little something like this…


2 ounces of gin

1 ounce of Orange Juice

1 ounce of Cranberry juice

4 ounces of Tonic Water


Shake, and pour over ice! Easy peasy, sneaky, and sooooo soooo good.


The Lady Needs A Drink…

While it is true that my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard*, tonight’s debate drink is the glorious Rusty Nail.

Proof of the divine, and proof that we are loved.


It’s really easy to make y’all. Mix 2 ounces of nice Scotch with an ounce of Drambuie, toss in some ice cubes…. then multiply that by 4, put it in a big plastic cup (’cause you’re trash and you know it), and drink that shit up!

Not only does it taste really good, it gives you instant “Old Man” cred. Which is great when you’re engaged to a Swiss guy who drinks things that come with fruit wedges and paper umbrellas. *sigh*


It’s almost time kids…. strap in!


* Note: Milkshake contains Vodka.






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