Noted Shithead Andrew Breitbart Dies

*Invisible Cock*

What a shame. Seems like we were just getting to know what a pot-stirring dick burger Andrew Breitbart was, and he goes and does too much coke and dies right there in the street, like a fucking rat.

You know, I’m not one to celebrate the end of life for anyone. But I’m sure as shit not going to lionize someone for being a complete and total dickbag in public.

Some, however, have taken it upon themselves to insinuate that Kenyan Prime Minister Barack Hussein Obama had Breitbart rubbed out by his “Chicago mafia friends.” Because, the story goes, Breitbart had just announced that he had video of Obama from college which, depending on the person making the claim, showed him doing cocaine (a pretty bold card for noted powder hound Breitbart to level against anyone), celebrating the joys of communism, having gay sex (early sex tapes)  or clubbing pregnant women in the stomach.

Seems like that’s just the type of video you release immediately. You know, if you’re not a lying sack of shit and you actually are in possession of any tapes showing anything close to any of that.

Of course, Breitbartistas won’t hear of it. [Read more…]

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