QuickHits – Black Monday Arrives for Haley, Sparano

Come At Me, BRO!

Bad day to be a hot seat coach in the NFL, apparently, as both douchebag Todd Haley and wanna-be Miami gangster Tony Sparano were told to walk their respective planks. Haley’s statement above, in-picture.

Neither man will be without employment for long. Haley is rumored to be the first choice of the Arizona State Sun Devils to try and breathe life into that pathetic program.

Sparano will likely go back to being a lowly assistant coach (Tight Ends; include your Sandusky jokes in the comments, please) and mustache model, as well as wearing long sleeved tee shirts with suit pants.

Interview outfit.

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